We can be anybody we wanna be.

That's sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you're going to talk about a sort of substantial topic like this, the best way to do it is with a sense of humor.

Your kisses are snowflakes: each one is unique. They land on me, before they melt away and leave me cold.

This is the saddest, most depressing music I've ever heard. It makes me so happy.

When I was a teenager, if anyone recognized me for anything I did, it would ruin my day. I couldn't handle it. It was some sort of neurotic phobia. I guess I was paranoid that people would treat me differently, or in an unfair way, because of my job.

I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.