Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence. "Please," flirted Fate, "this was meant to be.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever.

I think some of the best actors ever were little kids.

I'm tired of being tired of being tired of being.

This overwhelming desire to be close to you directly conflicts with my intense fear of people.

We can be anybody we wanna be.