But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.

The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings.

I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.

"Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for." "Anything worth living for," said Nately, "is worth dying for." "And anything worth dying for," answered the sacrilegious old man, "is certainly worth living for."