Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

Actually there were many officers' clubs that Yossarian had not helped build, but he was proudest of the one on Pianosa. It was a sturdy and complex monument to his powers of determination. Yossarian never went there to help until it was finished; then he went there often, so pleased was he with the large , fine, rambling shingled building. It was a truly splendid building, and Yossarian throbbed with a mighty sense of accomplishment each time he gazed at it and reflected that none of the work that had gone into it was his.

The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it.

From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.

If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

But how can one be warm alone?