There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.

I could not write about a subject sacred to me because I would be too flippant. Fortunately, there are no subjects sacred to me.

He was never without misery, and never without hope.

Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'