There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.

There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.

The smartest people in Washington are the political reporters. They write about their inferiors.

Suppose everyone on our side felt that way?

He was never without misery, and never without hope.

You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

Hasn't it ever occurred to you that in your promiscuous pursuit of women you are merely trying to assuage your subconscious fears of sexual impotence?" "Yes, sir, it has." "Then why do you do it?" "To assuage my fears of sexual impotence.