When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'

From now on I'm thinking only of me." Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way." "Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.

Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.