I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world was Jewish, which amounts to the same thing.

From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.

... there is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete, and everyone is capable of everything.

The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.

Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.

Erogenous zones are either everywhere or nowhere.