What do you do when it rains?" The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.

If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?

There are yawning gulfs into which large chunks of me have fallen. I do not always know where I am at present.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.

Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did.