As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.

That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

The smartest people in Washington are the political reporters. They write about their inferiors.

Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.

¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?¨

Be glad you're even alive.' Be furious you're going to die.