Sure, that's what I mean,' Doc Daneeka said. 'A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.' Yossarian knew what he meant. That's not what I meant,' Doc Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.

The smartest people in Washington are the political reporters. They write about their inferiors.

The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.