I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.

Erogenous zones are either everywhere or nowhere.

¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them?¨

Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours.

Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.

You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.