The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

I write longhand and I type and I rewrite on the typed pages.

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.

But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.