Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail.
When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.