The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Prejudice assumes the garb of reason, but the cheat is too thin.
Friendship is like earthenware, once broken, it can be mended; love is like a mirror, once broken that ends it.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.
Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.