Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Jealousy is one of love's parasites.

Men who have much to say use the fewest words.

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.