I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.