Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.

Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again.

Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.