Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.