My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
Men who have much to say use the fewest words.