There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.