Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again.