Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.

Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.