Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.