The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.

It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.