The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment.

Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act...well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.

The battle rages eternal, though the race, religion, gender or sexual orientation of those discriminated against changes regularly. Maybe man’s need for a scapegoat is genetically programmed into him.

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien. Rest easy; you're not.