I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.

Love... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people

I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.

Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.