Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.

...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans.

Hey, its not much of a closet is it?" "No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding in the dark.

He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

And why is it the best looking ones are always straight?

She shrugged another plump shoulder. “I never listened to Porter when he got going.” Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage.