You were the first in every way that counted.

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.

Do you still do the clubs?” Jake shakes his head. “You do the clubs because you can’t find what you need at home. I’ve got everything I need. I’ve got the answer to needs I didn’t even know I had.

I know you've all heard the advice, "Show, don't tell." The best writers don't tell you, and quite frankly they don't just show you -- they make you feel it, live it, taste it, touch it. Storytelling is about being in the moment with the characters.

I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.

He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity