It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.

It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.

According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it.

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.