Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.

I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake. And plus she had that close relationship with God.

Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

My life has included a study of Shakespeare and to me it's very natural, but I know that it's not always accessible to other people.

You can't just throw people at all your problems, dear.

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!