If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.

There's some great reality TV, and I'm not bagging on it completely.

To me, the most telling thing is we have a man [Donald Trump] who cannot complete a sentence.

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets.

I love fantasy. I love horror. I love musicals. Whatever doesn't really happen in life is what I'm interested in. As a way of commenting on everything that does happen in life, because ultimately the only thing I'm really interested in is people.

Ultimately what I end up writing about is helplessness and the flipside of that, empowerment.

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.