I love fantasy. I love horror. I love musicals. Whatever doesn't really happen in life is what I'm interested in. As a way of commenting on everything that does happen in life, because ultimately the only thing I'm really interested in is people.

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

We have done the impossible. And that makes us mighty.

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.

"'Come on, guys, I'm the leader of a whole movie...!' I tell when I want people to fear and respect me. Not wildly effective."