It's a fun thing to do, to put yourself in the service of something if you think you can add an interpretation. It's no different than any other storytelling.

The fact of the matter is fame predates even the age of cinema.

Paul Hollywood's "You're under baked" is even better than "You're fired."

Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?

The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. Maybe I'm a cult figure?