Paul Hollywood's "You're under baked" is even better than "You're fired."

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!

Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.

The Hulk is like a haiku; you've got to find just the right words. I think, and I hope, we did that with The Avengers.

There are two things that I cannot resist: one is musicals and the other is a spaceship in trouble. But I am smart enough not to combine the two things.