I'm very much of the "make it dark, make it grim, make it tough", but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.

I am a great believer in found families and I'm not a great believer in blood.

And by the way it's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

In the time of gods and monsters, what is the worth of a man?

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Define "interesting". "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"? [on speakerphone]: This is the captain: we have a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence, then explode.