Every kid who hated grownups becomes a grownup. Well, except the ones who died.

I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was, 'There was a funny 'Simpson's' joke about that.'

I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake. And plus she had that close relationship with God.

Forgiveness is like a great act of compassion. That it was done not because someone deserved it, but because they needed it.

I don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams.

The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it.

Stay crunchy, even in milk.