Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

If you try to multitask in the classic sense of doing two things at once, what you end up doing is quasi-tasking. It's like being with children. You have to give it your full attention for however much time you have, and then you have to give something else your full attention.

I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.'

I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

It seemed to be a fundamental thing that women have something men don't, the obvious being an ability to bear children, and the resilience to hang in as parents. I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of "women are inferior".

Every kid who hated grownups becomes a grownup. Well, except the ones who died.