There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

Everything has been for the [President] election for the last couple of months. Since the Democratic National Convention, it's been a dead run to get out as much content as possible and do as much as possible. Then, I go back to writing the screenplay I was working on, which is an original piece - a period piece that I will hopefully finish a couple of months after that, and hopefully I can convince some unsuspecting fool studio to buy.

Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. Maybe I'm a cult figure?

How did you find me here? If I was blind, I would see you. Stay with me. Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.