Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.

TV's like whitewater rafting: Without rocks, there wouldn't be rapids, and it wouldn't be as much fun.

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of.

Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.

I think it's always important for academics to study popular culture, even if the thing they are studying is idiotic. If it's successful or made a dent in culture, then it is worthy of study to find out why.

I don't have a particular ambition in any medium. I just want to keep telling stories. If somebody pays me, also good.