The thing with the comics is that you have license to go down every alley your brain can think of.

I'm not big on regret. It's not on my schedule.

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers.

[Donald Trump] thinks in tiny little bursts - the way he tweets.

I think it's always important for academics to study popular culture, even if the thing they are studying is idiotic. If it's successful or made a dent in culture, then it is worthy of study to find out why.

Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?