Every writer loves the idea of being able to go in and fix a problem and then leave without obligation. It's fun!

If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.

I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.'

"'Come on, guys, I'm the leader of a whole movie...!' I tell when I want people to fear and respect me. Not wildly effective."

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.

I don't want the giant ego. I don't want to become Kevin Costner, singing on the soundtrack to The Postman.

I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn't work out. Immigration stuff - it's complicated.