A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.
Joyce BrothersAny man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.
Joyce BrothersThe need to connect with one another intimately is what makes and keeps us human. The challenge throughout life is to find the courage to reach out to potential partners when our primary relationship ends and to recharge our tried-and-true unions when their sizzle starts to fizzle.
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