No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
Joyce BrothersNever try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget power breakfasts. There is no convincing anyone of anything before 10 A.M.
Joyce BrothersThey say that money is not everything. I say that when you don't have any, it is everything.
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