A woman should never underestimate the power of the child in the man. Sometimes the child seems to be in the driver's seat at the very moment when all a man's adult judgment and insight is needed.
Joyce BrothersThose who are the most happy appear to know it the least; happiness is something that for the most part seems to mainly consist in not knowing it.
Joyce BrothersAny man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.
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