The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we know; it judges us by what we have.
Joyce BrothersIf we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports.
Joyce BrothersFor men to be virgins, we think it's negative. We think that there's something wrong with them.
Joyce BrothersDon't fool yourself that you are going to have it all. You are not. Psychologically, having it all is not even a valid concept. The marvelous thing about human beings is that we are perpetually reaching for the stars. The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.
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