If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports.
Joyce BrothersThey say that money is not everything. I say that when you don't have any, it is everything.
Joyce BrothersMen are not conditioned to be less powerful than a woman. It will be the wise woman who realizes this and is sensitive to that issue.
Joyce BrothersAny man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.
Joyce BrothersDon't fool yourself that you are going to have it all. You are not. Psychologically, having it all is not even a valid concept. The marvelous thing about human beings is that we are perpetually reaching for the stars. The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.
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