I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.
I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.
I actually went to film school, but I didnt like it. Im basically self-taught.
Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.