I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.

I often say that ... I'm just involved in comedy, so I can be around it.

I wrote for Roseanne. I wrote her stand-up act with her. I wrote with Tom Arnold. There was a period when I was working with them pretty steadily. But I would take brief gigs here and there.

So many people are in comedy because of difficult mothers or broken homes.

I'm trying to think if there was ever the Lenny Bruce-y, observational, George Carlin kind of magician: "You know what I hate is ..." I don't think that ever existed.

I think watching too much TV as a kid led me to being very uncomfortable in new situations. To this day, when I drop my kids off at school, I still feel like I'm in 9th grade and I'm uncomfortable and insecure. Like anyone is paying any attention.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.