Life is full of wonderful passions that come and go over the years, but the only one that will never let you down is reading.

A lot of men got upset at the feminist movement because they had all the toys and we wanted some.

Society cannot exist without etiquette ... It never has, and until our own century, everybody knew that.

Meanwhile, the empty forms of social behavior survive inappropriately in business situations. We all know that when a business sends its customers 'friendly reminders,' it really means business.

Washington knows that it is not safe to kick people who are down until you find out what their next stop will be.

The etiquette question that troubles so many fastidious people New Year's Day is: How am I ever going to face those people again?

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.