Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.

A lot of men got upset at the feminist movement because they had all the toys and we wanted some.

What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressed by nickname, expected to participate in Show And Tell, and bullied out of any desire form privacy, is not democracy; it is kindergarten.

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying, "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is, "How much do you think we have to spend on them?

the obligation to express gratitude deepens with procrastination. The longer you wait, the more effusive must be the thanks.

It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

You think death is any better an excuse for desertion than any other?