Some days are like that. Even in Australia.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

the lives we lead are determined, for better and worse, by our loss experiences.

Suffering makes you deep. Travel makes you broad. In case I get my pick, I'd rather travel.

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce better children than they produced.

I don't intend to stop showing a little cleavage. Nor do I intend to stop flashing a little thigh.