[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.

You know something? I'm decent! There isn't a great deal of decency in the world, especially in our business, and I'm one of the few really decent ladies around.

Behind every cloud is another cloud.

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.