I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely?

You know something? I'm decent! There isn't a great deal of decency in the world, especially in our business, and I'm one of the few really decent ladies around.

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.