I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.

I was born in a lovely white house with a garden.

Audiences have kept me alive.

He gave me a look at myself I've never had before. He saw something in me nobody else ever did. He made me see it too. He made me believe it.

My life, my career has been like a roller coaster. I've either been an enormous success or just a down-and-out failure.

I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!